Sarcasm aside, there's a FANTASTIC website that really puts into words how Australia really feels about the whole debacle. Ladies and Gentleman of the Internet, I give you:
Before we had the internet the world was a peaceful and safe place. Now with the internet it's mean and nasty.
Some sources tell us that the boogy monster actually lives in the internet.
From dentists, to news sources, to private conversations, there is plenty to be scared of online.
But don't worry, here at the Federal Government we have been working hard to protect you from the internet and that's why we've created Censordyne.
The internet is an amazing place. But here at the Federal Government we think it's a little too amazing.
That's why we've developed Censordyne - a mandatory way to censor the internet.
Censordyne lets the Government decide what you can and can't do online. From what you buy to how you communicate and even what you read.
Censordyne, developed in our secret Internet laboratory:
Offers protection against fast Internet
Is mandatory, for a cleaner feed
Reduces your democratic protections
Pretends to fight moral decay