Self Defense Umbrellas

I'm not really sure what to think.

- NATALIE

The 'Umbuster'
DESIGNER: Sruli Recht
PRICE: US $330

This is an umbrella with an 'ergonomically positioned knuckle duster handle configuration'. It has been listed as a class 5 weapon in the US, and owning one requires a weapons and/or gun license.

'The Unbreakable Umbrella'
PRICE: US $179.95

The Unbreakable Umbrella comes in both the crook and straight knob handle varieties, and is legal all over the world. Although it is as strong as a steel pipe, it weighs only 775 g. Oh, and there's a video:

Goateesaver

The Goateesaver by Scott Bonge

I saw the words 'goatee' and 'save' in the same word and thought: uh oh, no good can come out of this. Scott Bonge does not disappoint.




"Tired of the constant struggle every morning trying to get your goatee to look perfect? Goateesaver revolutionizes the way you shave and trim your goatee. Goateesaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just slide it over your mouth and shave to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect."
- Scott Bonge

It gets better.
There is a VIDEO!

- Natalie