"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."
"The letters after my name are
BSc. (Hons)... oh yeah, 1st class baby."
"Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning."