Wednesday, April 29, 2009


A man checked into a hotel a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs... Well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman said. God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one... No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream - anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She said, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

1 comment:

Natalie Faye said...

Happened to me before, except I wasn't ordering a hooker. My family went on holiday and I dialed what I thought was my parents' room number, but I forgot to add the digit for room-to-room calls at the start. Someone picked up the phone and I said, "Mummy?" There was a long pause before a woman replied, "No, this is Room Service."