The Goateesaver by Scott Bonge
I saw the words 'goatee' and 'save' in the same word and thought: uh oh, no good can come out of this. Scott Bonge does not disappoint.
"Tired of the constant struggle every morning trying to get your goatee to look perfect? Goateesaver revolutionizes the way you shave and trim your goatee. Goateesaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just slide it over your mouth and shave to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect."
- Scott Bonge
"Tired of the constant struggle every morning trying to get your goatee to look perfect? Goateesaver revolutionizes the way you shave and trim your goatee. Goateesaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just slide it over your mouth and shave to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect."
- Scott Bonge
It gets better.
There is a VIDEO!
There is a VIDEO!
- Natalie
2 comments:
Gaaahahahahahaha. Best way ever to start my morning.
New mission in life?
Grow a goatee so I can embarrass myself with this shit.
Oh my lord. That really IS horrifying. Who decided that goatees were attractive? Mind you, they're not as bad as full-on beards. Still! Scratchy facial hair? How do they LIKE it? It can't be enjoyable.
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